Anguished, Screaming Trump Bans Father’s Ghost From Press Room For Silently Pointing At Him

WASHINGTON—Forcefully closing his eyes, grasping his head with both hands, and repeatedly screaming to be left alone, a visibly anguished President Donald Trump was observed Thursday banning the ghost of his late father, Fred Trump, from the press room for silently pointing at him. “You will not stare and raise your…

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via The Onion

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